ladyalisette:

tinalikesbutts:

Need condoms? Right there in the fucking aisle in a supermarket or CVS.
Need female birth control? Nah bruh, need a prescription and the consent of the lord Jesus Christ amen

… ah yes because a thin latex covering is the exact same thing as hormonal birth control which can have a bunch of really bad side effects up to and including blood clotting with fatal results. Yes fatal. Yes you can die from it. Never mind that any medication and that includes hormonal contraceptives, can interact with OTHER medication (barbiturates and antibiotics to name just two) you may take AND the fact that there are indeed a number of contra-indications such as cardio-vascular diseases and smokers over 40 and people who get auras before migraines to name just some. 

Never mind that condoms are ALSO ‘female’ birth control because birth control concerns both fucking parties, as do STDS, for which condoms are a good prevention. Aaaand you can buy barrier methods that can be inserted in the vagina in the pharmacy, too. without prescription. (don’t believe me, how about you check those little paper slips in the packaging?). So yeah hormonal ANYTHING should be sold on fucking prescriptions because THEY ARE RISKY. 

in short, OP is comparing a piece of polymer/plastic that can be a risk only if you have a latex allergy to metabolism altering/controlling drugs that need regular checkups with your doctor (once or twice a year) in order to be effective and not kill you instead.

stillupsetoverlegacy:

wedontgivethatup:

say those three words and im yours

Would you kindly?

wolvensnothere:

thepurposeofplaying:

alljustletters:

narcomanic:

narcomanic:

i’m pretty sure this twitter account is how sexting works in night vale

i mean really

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what is going on here

this is officially my new favourite thing

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SEXTS FROM THE VOID

gourmetgaming:

Portal – The Cake 2.0

It was my birthday on Tuesday and I wanted to bake myself a pretty special cake – but I was at a loss as to which one. I asked the community on Facebook and Twitter what video game cake was their favourite, and the response was naturally a resounding “The Cake is a Lie”. Although this was my first recipe on Gourmet Gaming, I felt perhaps it was apt to revisit it and see how far I’ve come since the blog started, especially since I hit 50,000 Tumblr followers last week.Oh, so many rookie mistakes! Why was the original cake chocolate – it’s obviously black forest (coincidentally, also my favourite)! So, as a gift to both myself and all of you, please enjoy this updated recipe for Portal Cake - forever sans fish shaped garnishes.
Click ‘Read More’ for the full recipe!
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gourmetgaming:

Portal – The Cake 2.0

Difficulty: 4.5 Hearts

It was my birthday on Tuesday and I wanted to bake myself a pretty special cake – but I was at a loss as to which one. I asked the community on Facebook and Twitter what video game cake was their favourite, and the response was naturally a resounding “The Cake is a Lie”. Although this was my first recipe on Gourmet Gaming, I felt perhaps it was apt to revisit it and see how far I’ve come since the blog started, especially since I hit 50,000 Tumblr followers last week.
Oh, so many rookie mistakes! Why was the original cake chocolate – it’s obviously black forest (coincidentally, also my favourite)! So, as a gift to both myself and all of you, please enjoy this updated recipe for Portal Cake - forever sans fish shaped garnishes.

Click ‘Read More’ for the full recipe!

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doingwell:

It’s been far too long since I’ve posted an owl, or a dozen.
Prints available! https://www.etsy.com/listing/196436995/owls-art-print-great-horned-owl?ref=listing-0

doingwell:

It’s been far too long since I’ve posted an owl, or a dozen.

Prints available! https://www.etsy.com/listing/196436995/owls-art-print-great-horned-owl?ref=listing-0

Whatchu mean completely identical drawing. I still want you to design the shirt :D & while we are at it, Meche Colomar shirt.
it means it’s a silk screen, you print ONE design on how many tshirts/bags/whatever you want. if you want two designs, you need two silk screens.
So so can I print the Lemongrabs you promised me at this store, too?
ye, but then they are the completely identical drawing unless you add stuff by hand afterwards.

cromwyll:

Game of Thrones Season 4 Bloopers [x]

kyleyo:

when u wake up feelin productive

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sixpenceee:

asylum-art:

Limzy Wei: Flowergirls

artist on tumblr

Malaysian artist Lim Zhi Wei adorns her watercolors entitled “ Flowergirls” with real flowers, to a stunning effect.

How are people so creative and artsy, and how can I be them

youcanfuckingbiteme:

Playing a Bethesda game like

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NOW THAT THE T-SHIRTS ARRIVED SAFELY I CAN POST SPOILERY CONTENT!

wedding gift for Grace and Alex, one and a half months late :P

silk screen print with added hand painted details (there’s a really cool place in Leipzig where you can bring your own design and make a silk screen of it and just print it on whatever you want how much you want and yeaaaah!)

I STILL REGRET THAT THE PRINT IS SO TINY (but first time doing silk screens myself I didn’t know what to prepare so I just made it A4…)

elkoi:

THEY FIT PERFECTLY!!!!

Thank you sigimigi we are so happy with our matching t-shirts!! We love you and miss you so much!

I AM SO GLAD THE T-SHIRTS FIT I CAN NOW SLEEP IN PEACE

also glad they didn’t get lost, that would have sucked :|

I miss you two dorks as well! go for a walk in your new t-shirts and have an ice cream for me too!

mausspace:

weirdtrip:

he looks so pleased
"oh look. look at this apple. it me"

horf horf horf

mausspace:

weirdtrip:

he looks so pleased

"oh look. look at this apple. it me"

horf horf horf

ATTENDING MORNING SEMINARS

whatshouldwecallgradschool:

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