I think I broke Harry Potter

karlosmadera:

So it’s 3AM and It’s just occurred to me that the most telling scene in the entire Harry Potter franchise is the scene following the announcement of the participants of the Triwizard tournament.

When Harry’s name is pulled out of the cup, literally one of the first things he is asked is “did you ask an older boy to put your name in the cup for you?" or something to that effect, insinuating that, that was something nobody prepared for and that it was something that totally would have worked if anyone had been smart enough to figure it out.

However, in an earlier scene a student is turned into a hundred year old man when they try to artificially age themselves with a potion and put their name into the cup. Meaning someone trying to dangerously age themselves with potion they aren’t familiar with was something the teachers genuinely considered to be more likely than someone asking for fucking help from another student.

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In other words, the wizards in Harry Potter’s world are so reliant on magic that it doesn’t occur to anyone save for people like Harry that asking for help is even an option in a given situation. This explains why wizards are so fucking ass-backwards at everything, they’re so confident that their magic is capable of doing everything for them that it has never occurred to fucking anyone that perhaps asking for help from the muggle world might be of some use.

Think about it, the wizarding world hasn’t changed in hundreds of years while in that same space of time the muggle world has figured out fucking space travel. I know it’s a cliché to say to say someone could have fucking shot Voldemort, but seriously, somebody totally fucking could have, he killed like 50 people, he was effectively a terrorist, if anyone in the wizarding world bothered to ask for help from the muggles instead of just telling them there was an invisible asshole flying around shooting death curses at everyone, they may have been able to help. 

Pretty much the only reason Voldermort thinks he’s better than muggles is because he’s able to kill them with impunity using magic, something he’s only able to do so easily because muggles don’t understand what magic is. Voldemort is basically like a fucking disease, he’s an invisible, lurking entity preying on mankind from the shadows like a cowardly piece of shit. You know what else did that? Smallpox and we stomped that to death the second we understood it. That’s the difference between muggles and wizards, when muggles don’t understand something, they figure it out.

And here’s the kicker, the only reason muggles don’t understand magic at all is because the wizarding world deliberately withholds information about it. However, even if the wizarding world kept doing that, it’d only be a matter of time until a muggle figured out what magic was and how to stop or harness it because that’s what humanity does, it pushes past what we think is impossible to see what’s on the other side. We didn’t understand the sun as a species originally and now we use it to power satellites and smartphones.

The wizarding world isn’t a realm of infinite possibilities, it’s a universe of strict limitations where boundaries are never questioned. The muggle world is where the real magic happens. That’s why during the course of the Harry Potter books, which are set between 1991 and 1998, the muggle world (our world) discovered dark matter, cloned a sheep and invented fucking MP3s while the wizarding world were literally paying some dipshit to figure out what the purpose of a rubber duck was.

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Wow, I really shouldn’t think about this stuff when it’s like 3AM, it gets kind of dark.

lordeddardstark:

you know I’m sad ned died but at least he didn’t live long enough to be written grossly out of character

teeny tree frog hiding between leaves (Leipzig Zoo)

teeny tree frog hiding between leaves (Leipzig Zoo)

xshinolovebugx:

my imagination says yes, but my drawing skills say no

fuckyeahillustrativeart:

ca-tsuka:

Zombillenium, an upcoming french animated feature film directed by Arthur de Pins (based on his comic book - watch the music video).

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extremelackofsleep:

fullonmonet:

ashbet:

penanggalan:

magnoliaboddy:

Toy aisle, 1980s.

lookit the pony plushes and ponywear aahhhh *dives in*

MY CHIIIIIILDHOOOOOD <3

It’s interesting to me that it’s still divided by gender. This is clearly “Girls toys” if you know what I mean. But it’s not so fucking PINK. Like I like pink, I like that pink and glitter an option because I will choose pink and sparkly over every other damn thing every TIME but some people don’t want to, and THAT’S THE PROBLEM.

SIS! First shelf, second row from the top - we had that weird thingy, wtf is that?

after some research I found out this:
- show: Rainbow Brite
- character: sprite Twink
how the hell did it come into our possession I have no idea. can’t remember if we watched the show or not.

extremelackofsleep:

fullonmonet:

ashbet:

penanggalan:

magnoliaboddy:

Toy aisle, 1980s.

lookit the pony plushes and ponywear aahhhh *dives in*

MY CHIIIIIILDHOOOOOD <3

It’s interesting to me that it’s still divided by gender. This is clearly “Girls toys” if you know what I mean. But it’s not so fucking PINK.

Like I like pink, I like that pink and glitter an option because I will choose pink and sparkly over every other damn thing every TIME but some people don’t want to, and THAT’S THE PROBLEM.

SIS! First shelf, second row from the top - we had that weird thingy, wtf is that?

after some research I found out this:

- show: Rainbow Brite

- character: sprite Twink

how the hell did it come into our possession I have no idea. can’t remember if we watched the show or not.

geez what a random day on doodle or die…

I need to get back into drawing. you guys have any suggestions?

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

guceubcuesu:

hey

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Watchu got there

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a skull that connects to my spine hbu

dynastylnoire:

little-yogi:

It’s a cute little thing though.

BABY!!!

gamingadventuresofthesandman:

Found these in the HL2 EP2 Textures. They are schematics for the Borealis. The Coveted ship that Judith Finds. Also known as Aperture’s Missing Experiment. Disappeared with all hands, and even part of the dry dock.

muchneededmerch:

ugliest-casanova:

It’s dangerous to go alone, TAKE THIS

When I first saw this video I was not expecting it to go the way it did but looking back I really should have.

fuuyuko:

I GET IT

felt nostalgic so doodled a bit of OFF nonsense.

it’s kinda sad how dead the off room feels compared to last year… we kinda just stopped drawing in it sigh.

kinghanalister:

One of the finest moments in cinematic history.